Saturday, July 16, 2011

Frequently Asked Questions

Why did you decide to go on this road trip?
-Because we're men

What are you looking forward to the most?
-Because we're men

Why did you decide to go the National Park route?
-Because we're men

 So there isn't much emphasis on visiting the cities?
-Because we're men

Why did you decide to camp outside most of the time instead of the hotel option?
-Because we're men

Why are you not shaving throughout the duration of the trip?
-Because we're men

Why don't you need to stop and ask for directions?
-Because we're men

What do you believe will be the ramifications of the Arab Spring on the US economic and political stability?
-Because we're men

So I hear you are making a stop-motion film utilizing toys, any reasoning behind this?
-Because we're men

Why do you like getting kicked in the crotch repeatedly?
-Because we're men

Why are you both eating your soups with ginormous spoon utensils?
-Because we're men

Why do you pee standing up?
-Because we're men

Why did the chicken cross the road?
-Because we're men

Why did you bring an axe on your journey?
-Because we're men (and to fight off zombies)

Which would you pick: A) a soft cushioned down comforter B) a boulder
- B, because we're men

Is it true that Chuck Norris asked if you had room for another?
-Yes, because we're men

How come you are not playing in the Women's World Cup USA vs Japan on Sunday?
-Because we're men

Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near?
-Because we're men

Why are you driving with a zebra striped, devil horned rubber ducky on your dashboard?
-Because we're men

If you had to pick between a healthy leafy green salad and an arterie clogging meat stew, which would you pick?
-Meat, because we're men

You've been stuck forever on the Turnpike haven't you?
-Yep

3 comments:

  1. I meant to ask when you announced this on FB: will you be using this blog to document your transcontinental debauches, too? or just to write about science and nature and such?

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  2. ...because, of course, YOU'RE MEN.

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