Why did you decide to go on this road trip?
-Because we're men
What are you looking forward to the most?
-Because we're men
Why did you decide to go the National Park route?
-Because we're men
So there isn't much emphasis on visiting the cities?
-Because we're men
Why did you decide to camp outside most of the time instead of the hotel option?
-Because we're men
Why are you not shaving throughout the duration of the trip?
-Because we're men
Why don't you need to stop and ask for directions?
-Because we're men
What do you believe will be the ramifications of the Arab Spring on the US economic and political stability?
-Because we're men
So I hear you are making a stop-motion film utilizing toys, any reasoning behind this?
-Because we're men
Why do you like getting kicked in the crotch repeatedly?
-Because we're men
Why are you both eating your soups with ginormous spoon utensils?
-Because we're men
Why do you pee standing up?
-Because we're men
Why did the chicken cross the road?
-Because we're men
Why did you bring an axe on your journey?
-Because we're men (and to fight off zombies)
Which would you pick: A) a soft cushioned down comforter B) a boulder
- B, because we're men
Is it true that Chuck Norris asked if you had room for another?
-Yes, because we're men
How come you are not playing in the Women's World Cup USA vs Japan on Sunday?
-Because we're men
Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near?
-Because we're men
Why are you driving with a zebra striped, devil horned rubber ducky on your dashboard?
-Because we're men
If you had to pick between a healthy leafy green salad and an arterie clogging meat stew, which would you pick?
-Meat, because we're men
You've been stuck forever on the Turnpike haven't you?
-Yep
I meant to ask when you announced this on FB: will you be using this blog to document your transcontinental debauches, too? or just to write about science and nature and such?
ReplyDeleteThe short answer is both!
ReplyDelete...because, of course, YOU'RE MEN.
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